In the spirit of David Wong: Here's my personal expresson of disgust with the 9/11 Commission and its accompanying media circus. And really, which is more incredible — the second-guessing at taxpayer expense or the ditty I've got here? The NYFD wasn't ready for two jetliners to plunge into skyscrapers? The Air Force doesn't daily practice shooting down passenger jets? For more, start here and discover how much political asininity you can stomach.