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Saddam Sings WMDepeche Mode
 
Michael Ubaldi, December 14, 2003.
 

NEVER RAT ME OUT AGAIN

(To the melody of "Never Let Me Down Again")

I'm trying to hide
With my best friends
I hope we evade the Coalition
A traitor's leading them right to me
Taking them to where I don’t want them to be
I'm trying to hide
With my best friends

We're resupine
We're hoping the Yanks will pass us by
Never want to be found
Never want to get my kicked ass locked in the pound

I'm haunting Tikrit
With my best friends
I hope they keep their mouths shut again
Promises me we're as safe as houses
As I long as I remember the $2K, in dollars
I hope we evade the Coalition

We're resupine
We're hoping the Yanks will pass us by
Never want to be found
Never want to get my kicked ass locked in the pound

Never rat me out

See the cash, it's shining bright
(As if you had a choice here, right?)

[Formerly known as "Never Turn Me Down Again." "Rat Me Out" works much, much better.]