During the battle, Rebel smart-alecks managed to get the attention of the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH PROFESSOR, a resourceful computer whiz with enough energy during his off-time to blog an entire geological epoch.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, PRINCESS ANNIKA races along her keyboard, custodian of the stolen spotlight that can save her people and restore freedom to the blogosphere...
Sorry, Frank (I mean, uh, Luke). I see a link to my page on the InstaSith's website and nothing on yours. I'm putting my money against your "pitiful little band."
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The original is little washed out and at the wrong angle, but that's what I had to work with. I've rounded out the cast.
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Yep. Han Sullivan. Right. At this point, it's just a matter of assigning every last blogger to a Star Wars character - Lord knows Lucas created enough for all of us. (To think that back during my painting undergrad, I refused to use Photoshop. A happy convert, I am.)
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...Greeno. Yes, Stephen, I know it's a hell of a way to repay you for my first blog link - but the name, man, the name. Porphyrogenitus-o doesn't have the same ring. Besides, Greedo's a decent fellow. [Was.]
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Old friend/sidekick time: Misha Darklighter. I assume Misha would get a little bit more screen time in this production, yes?
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Charlesbacca (shades of Bert Lahr?). When he's not designing top-notch websites, he's intellectually rending Islamofacists limb from limb (in this dramatic enactment, physically).
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Catalano Fett. I don't care how angry those liberals make you, if you've been told once you've been told a thousand times: no disintegrations.
