Today, Asparagirl snapped photographs of New York City's grand amalgam of antiwar protests. Socialists, self-described "queers," grannies, children and well-to-doers: all marched proudly and declared their solidarity with benevolent, wrongfully accused mover-and-shaker Saddam Hussein. With Baghdad beset by bombs, foodstuffs, interim government participants and other miscellaneous democratization payloads, these dedicated socialists, self-described "queers," grannies, children and well-to-doers stamped their foot down for justice; down on mainstreet concrete. Of all the luck, Asparagirl caught just about every anti-what-have-you-as-long-as-it's-either-Bush-or-America placard flush to the camera.

You know what that means. Photoshop time!

^ Whaddya, blind?

^ Only a matter of time before the United States sets off some Dolomite!

^ Same as it ever was.

Moral of the story: just think; there'll be protests like these every single offensive!