FIRST WARD FOUR ELECTION WORKER: Can I help you?

UBALDI: Ah, yes. First name "Michael." Last name "Ubaldi." That's you-bee-ay-el-dee-eye.

FIRST WARD FOUR ELECTION WORKER: (smiling) You're president of the Republican club.

UBALDI: I am.

SECOND WARD FOUR ELECTION WORKER: (growling, three-quarters facetious and one-quarter grave) Young people shouldn't be Republicans.

UBALDI: Of course they should. Many young people should — preferably all of them. (exit, right)