On the Supreme Court Nomination

Sung to the tune of American traditional "Row Your Boat."

Roe, Roe, Roe v. Wade
Makes me want to scream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Let's overturn that monstrosity and give the matter, respectively, to the states and the people

My liberties with scansion were both civil and necessary. Unenumerated rights as per the Ninth Amendment, best explained by Justice Antonin Scalia, are the domain of political persuasion, popular initiatives and state legislatures protected by the Tenth Amendment — not a jurist's speculative fancy.

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