Sung to the tune of Little Anthony & the Imperials' "Tears on My Pillow."
I don't remember much
I missed the Q&A
But John Bolton's too blunt a man
For the gang in Turtle Bay
Tears on my lectern, faint in my heart
Caused by you (you)
If we could send an angel
I wouldn't hesitate
I'd gladly give right back
The U.N. potentate
Tears on my lectern, faint in my heart
Caused by you (you)
Bolton's not a nice guy, Bolton goes too far
When he meets those reprobates
He'll call them what they are
If we could send a sucker
I wouldn't hesitate
Kickback cash in Switzerland
Will keep my grandkids safe
Tears on my lectern, faint in my heart
Caused by you (you)
(I vote) No-no-no [fade]
THE INSPIRATION: Help Ohio's own sobbing senator dry his eyes here.