CBS News hangs on for one more day. Unfortunately, their only token from the interviewed testimony of Lieutenant Colonel Jerry Killian's former typist — whose "selected, not elected" views on President Bush are those of the emotionally blinded, unhinged left — is the CBS News documents that she can demonstrate as fraudulent reflect her own recollection of Killian's opinion of Bush. That, of course, deviates from Killian's widow, who maintains that the Guardsman thought well enough of the young pilot. And then there's onetime master forger Frank Abagnale, whose life story inspired the hit movie Catch Me if You Can:

Ex-forger Frank Abagnale — played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2002 Steven Spielberg movie "Catch Me If You Can" — scoffed: "If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been, 'Catch Me In Two Days.'"

Peter Robinson, on the Corner, is drawing parallels to Nixon. One problem: when the die was cast, Nixon had the decency to resign.

DON'T WORRY, DAN, IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE:

I'D SAY 'UNBELIEVABLE,' BUT...: No, CBS. Whether or not Jerry Killian liked Bush or not, though everything we know tells us that he did, is not the issue. The accusation against President Bush is that he was ordered to take a physical in 1972 and 1973, and refused. That allegation comes from documents that are inarguably forged. With the evidence refuted, the accusation is baseless, so any intrigue to Bush's past is confined to the realm of imagination — or, for the left, wishful thinking.

uBLOG EXCLUSIVE: A source in CBS news smuggled out this photograph of the news agency's "memo" originals: