Today John Kerry took a line from the congenitally lying, terrorist sympathizer Michael Moore and impugned President Bush for the seven minutes Bush spent in a Florida schoolroom after being informed of the World Trade Center attacks. It just so happens that the original Candidate Mxyzptlk is on the record discussing the forty minutes he and other senators spent staring at wood grain. What's so typical of John Kerry's "comically transparent opportunism" is the fact that no one in any capacity beyond the fuselage of those doomed jetliners could have done anything in that hour — and yet the Democratic candidate digs. This man Kerry wants to be president?