It was nice enough that he replied to my joke with an e-mail simply stating, "Brilliant!" But I didn't know Jay Nordlinger would stick the comment in his next round of Impromptus. It's the very last one. For the record, the sentence subject I used was "a citizen," and not the first person. (Shucks, I gots integrity!) Still, I can't think of a better find on Monday morning.

So, then. Over or under: how many years until some joker files suit?