Lemming-like, the blogosphere has been falling over itself in a competitive bid to deface their patron saint's photograph in good-natured, Lileksian style. Smudging photos is my specialty - I work partly as a graphic designer - so this is one game I couldn't pass up.

I took about an hour or so out of my life for three Instaportraits:

That's right, Ice-Man. He is dangerous. The flippers keep his blood pressure level during high-G maneuvers.

They can take our lives, but they can't take our broadband!

My personal favorite. This gives a new meaning to, uh, "Getting into Deep Water." As Glenn would say, "Heh."

Enjoy! If you're conservative or are otherwise fairly well built to taking an honest joke, scroll down for more in this category.

UPDATE: One more. Now Glenn's in a proper cockpit.