Glenn Reynolds figures that O'Reilly has gotten off easy with the blogosphere, especially since the Factor host hasn't been accused of any heinous crimes.

Oh, but Glenn - Glenn - if you only knew about Bill O'Reilly's checkered, sordid past.

Back in the day, he was Fast Billy: a dirty pool shark who hustled most of the South Side before Big Matty got mad and had Billy's thumbs broken. Ever notice why Bill sometimes holds that sign-off pen with his index and middle fingers?

Alright, just kidding. It's a vicious lie. I went a step further than Frank J. might have, however, by engaging in some earnestly Photoshopped photographic evidence.