Morocco may have modestly motioned to America the movement of mass monkeys, matchless in their mine-clearing mastery.

Alliteration off: Morocco has, according to what I'd initially mark as a highly suspect UPI report, offered the United States' Iraq force an unspecified number of monkeys whose trained purpose is to seek out and detonate land mines.

This is simultaneously awful and self-suffocatingly hilarious, especially if said monkeys are dressed up in mock dictators' uniforms with matching hat, boots and oversized overcoat, bedecked with medals. Ooh-ooh-ahh-WHAM!